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An epitaph is an inscription on a tombstone or monument in memory of the person buried there. It’s also a summary statement of commemoration for a dead person. For The Final Farewell Contest, we asked our readers to give us their preferred epitaphs in 25 words or less.
This year’s winners are:
Gloria Brownstein:
Here lies Gloria. She sang opera (not Laura Branigan songs).
Barb Wilson:
I was beholden to no one but myself. Then I died. Who wants to beholden me now?
Jennifer Colton:
She read as many books as she could.
James Dunston:
I loved well. I danced often. I traveled much. I died old. Life was good.
Michael Sanchez:
I’m dead. It’s great. There’s no pain, no taxes and no political ads.
Each winner will receive:
* “I Told You I Was Sick: A Grave Book of Curious Epitaphs” by Nigel Rees
* Two coffin nails
* Epitaph published on The Blog of Death
Congratulations! You will all be remembered forever.

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The Final Farewell Contest

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EPITAPH
Definition:

1. [n] an inscription on a tombstone or monument in memory of the person buried there
2. [n] a summary statement of commemoration for a dead person
Famous Examples:
That’s All Folks
Mel Blanc
Man of 1,000 Voices
Beloved Husband and Father
1908-1989
Jefferson Davis
At Rest
An American Soldier
And Defender of the Constitution
(1808-1889)
Jesse James
Died April 3, 1882
Aged 34 years, 6 months, 28 days
Murdered by a traitor and a coward
whose name is not worthy
to appear here.
Dean Martin
Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime
Edgar Allan Poe
Quoth the Raven nevermore.
To enter The Final Farewell Contest, write an epitaph in 30 words or less. Paste the epitaph in the body of an e-mail, along with your name, mailing address and e-mail address. Each entry must use the subject heading “Final Farewell Contest.” No attachments will be accepted. Only one entry per person, please.
The top five entries will receive:
* “I Told You I Was Sick: A Grave Book of Curious Epitaphs” by Nigel Rees
* Two coffin nails
* Epitaph published on The Blog of Death
Deadline is Oct. 28, 2008. Winners will be announced on Oct. 31, 2008.

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Dave Freeman

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David Stewart Freeman, an ad executive who co-authored a bestselling book encouraging readers to live a life full of adventure, died on Aug. 17 after falling and hitting his head on the ledge of a glass door in his California home. He was 47.
Born and raised in Whittier, Calif., Freeman earned a bachelor’s degree in urban planning from the University of Southern California in 1983. He spent the next two decades working in advertising, first at Cochrane Chase Livingston in Newport Beach, Calif., then at Grey Advertising and Kirshenbaum and Bond in New York City.
After watching the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks from his apartment, Freeman decided to move back to Los Angeles to be closer to his family. There he joined the firm TBWA/Chiat/Day and founded The Disruption Consultancy.
In his spare time, Freeman was an avid traveler who preferred to wander alone. From 1996 to 2001, he and his friend Neil Teplica published WhatsGoingOn.com, a travel Website that featured reports “on events, festivals and celebrations all over the planet.” The success of the site led to the 1999 publication of “100 Things to Do Before You Die: Travel Events You Just Can’t Miss.” The irreverent book spawned hundreds of similar mortality-related “list” texts.
Freeman participated in about half of the events mentioned in their book; he ran with the bulls in Pamplona, slept in an ice hotel in Finland and attended the Maha Kumbh Mela, a Hindu pilgrimage that happens only once every 12 years. He and Teplica also encouraged readers to attend the Academy Awards, view the World Cow Chip Throwing Championship in Beaver, Okla., and go “land diving” on the Island of Vanuatu.
The concept of embarking on great adventures before leaving this mortal coil served as the backdrop of the 2007 film “The Bucket List,” starring Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson. The announcement of Freeman’s death also inspired writers from all over the world to pay tribute by posting their own itemized lists of “things to do before kicking the bucket” on blogs and Websites.

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Maudie Hopkins

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Maudie Celia White Hopkins, one of the last known widows of a Confederate soldier, died on Aug. 17. Cause of death was not released. She was 93.
Born in Baxter County, Ark., Hopkins grew up in the Ozarks during the Great Depression. One of 10 children, she did laundry and cleaned houses to help her family put food on the table. One of her clients was William M. Cantrell, an elderly Confederate veteran and widower.
Cantrell was only 16 when he enlisted in the Confederate army to fight in the War Between the States. Assigned to Company A, French’s Battalion, of the Virginia Infantry, he was captured by the Yankees at Piketon in Kentucky, and sent to a prison camp in Ohio. Cantrell was eventually exchanged for a Northern prisoner, and sent home to Arkansas.
Despite their 67-year age difference, Cantrell offered his hand in marriage. If Hopkins agreed to care for him in his final years, he would bequeath his land and home to her. In 1934, she consented to the marriage of convenience with “Mr. Cantrell,” whom she described as a respectable man.
The couple lived off his Confederate pension of $25, which arrived in the mail every two to three months. When he died from a stroke in 1937, the pension benefits ended. Cantrell was true to his word, however, and gave his wife all of his worldly possessions, including 200 acres, some chickens and a mule named Kit. Hopkins survived by planting a vegetable garden and living off the land. The chickens provided enough eggs to sell, and she used the money to buy sugar and make jelly.
Hopkins wed three more times, and bore three children, two daughters and a son. A member of the United Daughters of the Confederacy, she enjoyed sitting on her porch, attending religious services and making fried peach pies and applesauce cake.

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Sandy Allen

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At 7 feet, 7 1/4 inches, Sandra Elaine Allen stood out in a crowd. Heads turned in her direction when she entered a room, and they all had to look up just to see her face. Allen’s height separated her from the rest of society, but it also made her distinct. Over time, she embraced her stature and used it to teach children about accepting others who were different.
“I’m very proud of being tall. And what I try to do — if I can help even one person in my lifetime with their attitude toward life, then it’s all worth it,” Allen once said.
The Chicago native was only 6 1/2 pounds at birth. A tumor caused her pituitary gland to produce an excess of growth hormone, and by the time she was 10, Allen had reached a height of 6 feet 3 inches. She surpassed 7 feet in her late teens, and underwent an operation in 1977 to stop further growth.
Allen’s school years were quite difficult because few of her peers would socialize with someone so tall. Since no stores sold clothing in her size, she had to make all of her own outfits. Allen purchased her shoes from a king-sized men’s store (size 16EEE) and set her desk on blocks in order to write or type. Such are the trials of people with gigantism. They struggle to fit in, even when nothing seems to fit them.
Recognition by the Guinness World Records in 1975 as the tallest woman on the planet changed everything. Allen cast off her shyness and did guest appearances on numerous television shows. She appeared in the Academy Award-winning film “Il Casanova di Federico Fellini” and made several appearances at the Guinness Museum of World Records.
In 2001, her life story was chronicled in the book, “Cast a Giant Shadow: The Inspirational Life Story of Sandy Allen ‘The Tallest Woman in the World'” by John Kleiman. She was also immortalized in the Split Enz song “Hello Sandy Allen.”
The final decade of Allen’s life was spent at the Heritage House Convalescent Center, dealing with various health issues related to her size. The Shelbyville, Ind., nursing home is also the residence of Edna Parker, 115, the world’s oldest person.
Allen, 53, died on Aug. 13 from complications of diabetes and blood infections. She was buried in a custom-made, 8 foot 5 inch casket that will occupy four burial plots.

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